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This is a highway patrol force This highway patrol keeps our highways safe in Illinois They do it by getting the drunk drivers off the road They also arrest lawbreakers and put them in jail for felonies and misdemeanors Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police At 2:00 PM, a male state trooper pulled a gold El Dorado over Trooper D. R. Johnson asked Clarence Weeks to show his driver's license He smelled whiskey on Clarence Weeks' breath Trooper D. R. Johnson arrested Clarence Weeks for D.U.I. and took him to jail Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police At 3:30 PM, a male state trooper pulled a drunk driver over Trooper Jay Grant told Russell Griffin to get his ass out of the car He found a bottle of Smirnoff vodka in Russell Griffin's car Russell Griffin was arrested and taken to jail Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police Illinois state police