The Chicken Cow lyrics

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast killed as many as 100,000 people Its wings can flap like a bird It can break a glass It can also stab you in the ass The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast attacked my brother It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold His hands were frostbitten His hands were also numb The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow