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One two three four On separate occasions (two weddings) This phenomenon occurred (two bathroom floors) My second body (too much sweating) Left my first (too much pork) I stared at myself in (I sighed at my side but) A suit on the tiles passed out (nobody outside heard how) What the hell was that about (strange it felt when I returned) And seven dwarves Used to hang out in my van I may drive a piece of shit, but I'm the man I used to walk you To the old blockbuster 'Cause I Knew you'd get so bored so quick Oh my darling, how'd you get so old so quick You are not my daughter but You are not my daughter but If I can divide for you Guess I can be your daddy too