Howard's Toad Bar lyrics

It's actually pretty hidden pal if you didn't know it was there you wouldn't know it was there some people couldn't find it if it was up their ass can't have just one, have just one can't have just one, have just one once your in, it's pretty trippy man they have a black light and posters made with fluorescent paint saying that love is although nobody really knows what love is [Chorus] Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude got a beard and a ponytail and he tells Vietnam stories all the time he's not sure he was there and neither am i [Chorus] He's got a bunch of bean bags and candles oh, and incense fills the air last week moonbeam put on a potato sack to make fun of corporate America She laughed at herself, she thought it was funny his hurachi sandals are the kind with a car tire on the bottom but they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive so belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad if you don't want to lick it man hit the road