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Ariel versus Moana Let the rap battle begin [Ariel and Eric] It's our sunny honeymoon, and a beat is how we're greeted? I thought we'd get lei'd, I feel a bit cheated We're out of your league, Urchin, be seated Prepare to get–what's that word again? Defeated Plot armor so preposterous, with a God as your guide Little Miss Maritime Mary Sue, couldn't die if she tried (yeah) A slapdash live-action encore, that nobody asked for? CG to the sea floor, cash grab from a cheap oar Oh, no, Mo, you think that leaving is leading Hey, at least now your island, can stop inbreeding You ran away from your father? Sang songs of the sea? A gal with animal pals? Bitch, stop copying me [Moana and Maui] Fish please, we'll send you crackers packin' Thus far your bars are lackin', so let's get kraken (woo) Sea witch got your tongue? You read that contract yet? The con artist convinced you and dad paid your debt Look at the trouble you caused with your shellfish behavior You chose to be a damsel, I chose to be a savior Pampered deep-sea princess somehow still fucked up And ever since you got your voice back, you just won't shut up (ha, ha, ha) The whoppers never stop with this dinglehopper dork Daddy's famous for his trident but you've never seen a fork? These fish gonna wish we'd stop kicking their butts In the words of my people: Consider these coconuts [Ariel and Eric] I won't stand the sleights and slander from this counterfeit commander 'Cause her animals can't answer and her storylines meander (oh) My Oscar-winning soundtrack? Disney romance propaganda Though odd quirk we've both worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda Chee-who can't sing a lick, what's wrong with Dwayne's throat? In his acting and his songs he only hits one note Been a wet dream since the '80s my fans' thirst can't be quenched More drip than the Euphrates, call me Dame Judi Drenched [Moana and Maui] We'll paddle your ass and launch you back in the drink A beatdown so epic Maui'll get it in ink How convenient that she found A prince who instantly adored her [Moana, Ariel, Maui and Eric] You're a narcissist You're a pretty boy You're a runaway You're a hoarder So you caught a generic Eric who thought you looked delicious? He must be a pescetarian 'cause he sleeps with the fishes Congratulations, chum, your motives make me sick You gave up your larynx to make space for Moby Dick [Ariel and Eric] I was studying humans, not chasing a ring Part of this world, now I'm the girl, who has everything This Ariel assault will show that your flow is bogus And you both should know this: You blow more than blowfish Your shipmates are morons so are Porky and your cock A semi-fraud demigod, this squad's as dumb as a Rock Check this shapeshifter grifter with a hook that's faulty You're surprised that I'm mad? I was born salty [Moana] You want to kiss the girl? Heihei will cock block you Not a princess or a queen but we will volcanic rock you Buh-buh-buh-buh-babbling like a brook Shelly Shelltits is shook We're just starting to cook, Maui, give 'em the hook Woo, these freaks should retreat before the heat starts to melt 'em Ungrateful daughter of the water you've worn out your welcome (your welcome) This sea cow will see how a chief takes a bow Give it up, little guppy, I'm the captain now [Ariel] Fuck the plucky little goals of you poor unfortunate souls Oh, you're cozy with the ocean that my family controls? How far can you row? Why don't you go see? You're a wreck, hit the deck and fathoms blow me [Moana] I'm the next tribal leader a stellar star reader Riding high upon the waves over sucker bottom feeders My disses hotter than a geyser burnin' this seafood appetizer The surf is my turf, fuck off, colonizer