Alley Cat lyrics

tonight I'm an alley cat yeah, more afraid of you than you are of me but if you leave some food out on the porch, I might stay till there's nothing left to eat I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest has a hole as big as the one in my pocket I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest but hell, you kiss like a rocket I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom