Adult Friends lyrics

Two tears in a bucket Adult friends, adults friends Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug The world is what it is Oh, I kiss you nobody sees it Oh, we hold hands nobody knows about it Oh, you kiss me we just sit there Overly experienced Adult friends, adult friends You've reduced your breasts to a more tasteful size D When I touch them it is like a lobster crawling under my arm Oh, I kiss you nobody can see it Oh, I pinch your nobody knows about it Oh, you fondle but we just sit there With no tomorrows Adult friends, adult friends