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Hey, what is this? Is this long awaited bliss? I've been sending out these emails just for them to get dismissed Finally a company has noticed me, so I won't live in poverty So I get up to cheer and even scream I might then achieve my corporate dream Hire me I swear that you found just the perfect guy 'Cause I'm sitting here in suit and tie And yes, I know, I may not have much experience And I know that one year gap might sound mysterious You just need to give me a single chance I'm a great colleague, I'm telling you it in advance I may not have a degree, but please, just hire me Oh, well, I guess that just wasn't meant to be I read in my horoscope that it was destiny Even McDonald's somehow managed to deny my ass It's time to take a sip from my wine glass Because I'm gonna sob I need a job Hire me I swear that you found just the perfect guy 'Cause I'm sitting here in suit and tie And yes, I know, I may not have much experience And I know that one year gap might sound mysterious You just need to give me a single chance I'm a great colleague, I'm telling you it in advance I may not have a degree, but please, just hire me Why do I try? Why can't I seem to land a job? I'm broke, I smoke, I'm soaked in my own tears Oh please, won't you look at my CV? For me? Sigh, I'll never find a job like this Hire me I swear that you found just the perfect guy 'Cause I'm sitting here in suit and tie And yes, I know, I may not have much experience And I know that one year gap might sound mysterious You just need to give me a single chance I'm a great colleague, I'm telling you it in advance I may not have a degree, but please, just hire me!