Original lyrics

EN

I hand you a card Why don't I give you a ring? They'd be a great band If that guy could sing Dresses like Lee Marvin Dances like Dave Graney And he'll do anything If you just promise to pay him They just started in the bedroom It's a legal thing That old pair of shoes will Always let you down No matter how good they look The sex would always drown Sorry I can't work you're my ??? Two more hours go And the minute's just dying They just started in the bedroom It's a legal thing I hand you that card Why don't you give me a ring? They'd be a great band If that guy could sing Dresses like Lee Marvin Never dance like Dave Graney And he'll do anything If you just promise to pay him They just started in the bedroom It's a legal thing