I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, pt. 5 lyrics

I got scared so I hid in my fridge (my fridge) She ate my glizzy with a fork (with a fork) I just mowed the lawn with my fridge (mowed my lawn) My mom just said I'm adopted (I'm adopted) I pet my cat weight my pillow (meow) I got rabies from a hobo (a hobo?) My girl look like a crab (a crab?) I saw a lizard do the dab (do the dab?) I pet my cat weight my pillow (meow, meow) I toasted the Pop-Tarts in the oven (Pop-Tarts?) I ate all the fat off my stomach (fat) I ate a frog and now I'm a princess (a princess?) Dora gave me a lap dance (she did?) My girl said my dick look like a branch (it do?) I thought she was Spanish but she was French (she french?) I just ate some gum off a bench I just remixes with Stray Kids (I made a song out of YouTube comments, Pt. 5)