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Well, well, well, looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for curing boredom That means each and every one of you Has earned a free ticket to play What? No, no, I don't wanna play Hahaha, that's a weird way to say you wanna play Ah No, no, no, not again Couldn't help but get the vibe You guys might not be feelin' so fine I hate my life That's not a big surprise I've got just the cure in mind If you can let me give this a try (it's time) To free that big ol' smile If you love adventure, you're in luck I couldn't give half a flying fu- Go through with no clue You'll be surprised when you realize It gets so much better than real life Dum dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a- Humdrum, bum-bum bangin' in my head I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind I've gotta leave I've got no happy place So glad you're having fun But our wacked-out party's only begun (It's never done) Gonna leave you saying things like Why is this happening? (Why?) And, what am I doing here (what?) And how? (How?) am I gonna top this now? If you love adventure, you're in luck I couldn't give half a flying fu- Go through with no clue You'll be surprised when you realize It gets so much better than real life Dum dum, this sucks Life is feelin' like a bunch'a- Humdrum, bum-bum Banging in my head I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind I've gotta leave It's impolite to be deceiving Why break the rules or bother leaving? I know what you need, though you may not agree But I'll show the world and without me you will see How awful it could be How awful it could be Ravenous violence, and torture, and agony You're better off with me Thriving in our happy family We all learned a valuable lesson here today I know you don't really hate my adventures You love me And I love you too