The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet 歌词

Woe is you? No! Woe is me! For I am the Lonely Man! I've no wife, I've no life! For I am the Lonely Man! There is only one thing That can take my mind away It's this sweet little thing And it makes me feel just great It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet But still, I am the Lonely Man! All I eat is lousy t.v. dinners! I have no more friends, where did they all go? Oh yeah, that's right, they're with the winners. I guess it's ok Because here is my secret life It's green and it's fuzzy And it keeps me away from the knife It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet It's my Chiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh My little Chia Pet!