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God, it would be so nice if I could play trumpet
I just wish I could play this thing
I've been borrowing this trumpet for so long
I just can't play it
(attempts to play trumpet, and fails as his anger increases)
It hurts my lips to blow on this thing
God, I wish I could play on the trumpet!
(another failed attempt)
Damn this trumpet!
I wish I could play it!
Look at the spit valve!
It just dribbles out onto the floor!
That's so cool! God!
(yet another pathetic attempt at playing it, practically crying now...)
But I can't play it!
I wish I could play this trumpet!!!!
