Camp Granada 歌词

hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining i went hiking with joe spivy he developed poison ivy you remeber leonard skinner he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner all the counslers hate the waiters and the lake has alligators and the head coach wants no sissies so he reads to us from something called uylesses i dont want this, should i scare ya but my bunk mate has malaria you remember jeffery hardy they're about to organize a seaching party take me home, o mudda fudda take me home, i hate granada don't leave me out in the forest where i might get eaten by a bear take me home, i promise i will not make noise or mess the house with other boys o please don't make me stay i've been here one whole day dearest fadda, darling mudda how's my precious little brudda let me come home, if you miss me i would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss me wait a minute, it stopped hailing guys are swimming, gals are sailing playing base ball, gee that's bedda mudda fudda kindly disregard this letter!