The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal 歌词

[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate special, does that come with the soup of the day, or- [Waiter:] I'll come back when you're ready. [Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...