The NHS Song 歌词

Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there's piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling My chest pain is getting worse And I really need a bypass but the Philippino nurse Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt And he's holding up my bypass Whooooahh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whooooahh And I really need a bypass Ohhhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die Oh shit Tony can't afford the NHS no more 'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary 'Cause my heart is getting worse each day And the only thing they've given me is MRSA 'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out And he's holding up my bypass Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Oooohhh And I really need a bypass Whoaaahhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die We're all gonna die a painful death There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful death There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful death There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful death There's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful death There's nothing left And he's holding up my bypass Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whoaaahhhh And I really need a bypass Whoaaahhhh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna…