Blind Date 歌词

It's a thursday in the summer I'm waiting at stop sign. Got directions from a hobo And in case you're wondering he's doing fine. I'm on my way to a blind date, this girl that I've never met. I'm wondering if it's too late, to fake a british accent. And your moms waiting outside Do I really have to say hi to her? It's a blind date, and I'm not ready I'm pretty sure kids don't do this anymore. It's a blind date, and if I'm lucky, you'll look as good as your Profile picture So she walks out to the street She gets so close that I start to scream. She gets in the car and asks what's wrong. I said, "I'm just trying to sound like michael bohn..." And I think I might've overdressed, with this stupid turtleneck. It's a blind date, and I'm not ready I'm pretty sure kids don't do this anymore. It's a blind date, and I forgot her name I think it's clio, something weird I think it's clio, I'm pretty sure it clio, I'm gonna call her clio It's a thursday in the summer and I'm waiting at a stop sign And I'm thinking in my head, "what the hell am I doing here?" This chick doesn't even watch the office Or understand a single spongebob reference I'm pretty she's never tried ranch dressing She makes me feel like a padowan She only likes the newer pokemon We just met and I'm ready to move on