Too fat polka 歌词

Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle you can sing it night or noon Here's the words that's all you need 'cos I just sang the tune Oh I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me, she's too fat for me, she's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me, she's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo Oh I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No! Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No! Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group. Could she possibly sit upon your knee? No! No! No! We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me And she's too fat for me, (but she's just right for me) We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me Yeah she's too fat, much too fat, (but she's just right for me) She's so charming and she's so witty But it's alarming when she goes in swimming We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me She's too fat for me, (but she's just right for me) So I sure want her, you can't have her, she's just right for me But she's too fat, (she's not too fat, she's just right for me) She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some, I would like her moresome I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me She's too fat for me, she's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me She's too fat, much too fat, she's too fat for me, hey!