I'm The Greatest Star 歌词

I got 36 expressions! Sweet as pie to tough as leather And that's 36 expressions more than all those Baltimores puttogether So 'stead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot! 'Cause they're scared that I got such a gift? Well, I'll nift Cause I'm The Greatest Star I am by far! But no one knows it--WAIT! They're gonna hear a voice A silver flute (ah ah ah ah) They'll cheer each toot (Yeah, that kids terrific, mmm) When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that) I'm a natural Camille As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer (Now listen Mr. Z I know I'd be divine because) I'm a natural cough (Ahoo, aheh, ahay) Some ain't got it, not a lot I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh! (Ha ha ha ha) They'll bend in half A thousand jokes (Stick around for the jokes!) A thousand faces I reiterate When ya gifted, then ya gifted These are facts I've got no acts to parade Hey, whaddaya blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star Who is the pip with pizzazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamourous as? Who's an American beauty rose? With an American beauty nose! And ten American beauty toes? Eyes on the target and wham One shot on gun shot and BAM! Hey hey hey hey world! Here I am! I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn Till someone blows back I gotta break the lights I'm gonna make 'em fight I'll flicker and flare up! All of the world's gonna star up! Looking down you'll never see me Try the sky cause that'll be me! I can make 'em cry! I can make 'em sigh! Someday they'll clamor for my drama Have ya guessed YET! Who's the best yet? If ya late I'll tell ya one more time You betcah last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest star!