I Don't Wanna Be Like Me 歌词

I had a hot tuna sandwich I nailed you down on a wall I used to have a lot of friends in high school No I know no one at all I never watched the Olympics I never cared about sports Can't handle serious relationships I'm always lazy and bored It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it Something's wrong but I don't know what Chances are I'll be back in a bit Maybe I'll be back in a bit My wallet's always quite empty I own a few pairs of shorts I'm not a huge fan of garage rock but I'd love to live in New York I'd never win an election I really don't give a fuck I've never been the best at anything but It doesn't mean that I suck Once again I'm fuckin it up Don't waste time I'm just having fun Spare advice I'm already done It's like stealing a dollar from a guy in a Chevrolet This is not Hollywood Broken bones but I'm feeling good I appreciate this I brake things and then I throw them away It's like a fixing process I go through every day I raise my glass to the days that will be If I where someone else I think I wouldn't wanna be like me.