3 Inch Tool 歌词

Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls, You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel. Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy, When I was a baby it was exactly the same size. But there's nothing I can do, Cause I only got a 3 inch tool. Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place, I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base. In my pants, ain't no big schwing, But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing. But there's nothing I can do, I only got a 3 inch tool. When I'm comming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. Sometimes I wonder if It'll ever extend, I get embarassed when I'm hanging with my friends. They like to razz me, I don't know why. They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry. And there's nothing I can do, I only got a 3 inch tool. And when I'm comming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. Yea, it's small but it's real cool, I'm happy with a 3 inch tool! I only got a 3 inch tool