Save Me (From This Crazy Bitch) 歌词

Standing by the tour bus behind the area, Screaming my name 'til she was sure i'd seen her, I signed a picture and i shook her hand That's when she said "i'm your biggest fan". She pulled a can of mace, And sprayed me in my face I fell on my head, hit the pavement I woke up in her basement Somebody save me from this crazy bitch She's gonna kill me if she gets her wish She's got a tyra banksish crazy look If i escape i'm gonna sue facebook With tape on my mouth and rope around my hands She went into details about our wedding plans Photoshopped pictures of her and me, Covered the walls and i began to pee Shots of us at the prom, Me with her dad and mom (dad and mom) She's gonna hobble me like kathy bates in misery Somebody save me from this crazy bitch (crazy bitch) She stuffed her dog so she could make him sin I've often thought of ways that i might die (i might die) But taxidermy never crossed my mind I'm barely a celebrity There's more deserving guys than me Like kanye west and lots of others Who would miss the jonas brothers? Somebody save me from this crazy bitch As a star you know i'm just b-list There are guys out there who won't resist Charlie sheen would be all over this Somebody save me from this crazy bitch (crazy bitch) I barely even wanna kiss her lips She's making love to me two times a day (times a day) Maybe next week i'll try to get away Somebody save me (somebody save me) Somebody save me (somebody save me) Somebody save me from this crazy, crazy bitch Somebody save me, somebody save me Somebody save me from this crazy, crazy bitch