Pen Island 歌词

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk And glue cornflakes onto my my ass I'm a cereal killer And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass And while we're at it I'll do things you've never dreamed of Like ride a unicycle Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling Now you know I love a man Who can pitch a tent So I'll let you bed your worries In the shadow of my consent I'm ready for that fucking dick I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid You're nothing but a baby back bitch Now come around back I will show you where to stick that shit I braided my hair just for you Turn up the heat, let's make love stew Okay, maybe this is a bit too much So just kiss me on my balls That'll be enough My favourite band is Nickelsack Take a look at this photograph It's a picture of my ass I am the one with the length and the girth They've even named my dick Enterprise Earth They call me the breadwinner So butter my balls like biscuits I'm about to go buck wild On them tasty-ass booty cheeks I've even received awards for having The smallest dick of the week I want to pour maple syrup Down your ass like pancakes If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks I'll spank that ass with a flip flop My toes always stick together 'Cause I blow my load inside my socks It's really hard to walk now I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk And glue cornflakes onto my my ass I'm a cereal killer And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass And while we're at it I'll do things you've never dreamed of Like ride a unicycle Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling