Mexican Thong Song 歌词

(Talking) Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down there, You need a beach blanket, not a beach towel, okay? Ooh, that gut's so scandalous You know that girdle can't handle it Eating that Twinkie like a big old witch With a look in your eyes like you want some fried fish She like to hit at the buffet spot She will eat anything even Crumbs and drops Macaroni and cheese She eat the whole pot She was in chalupa loca She eat chicken by the truck, truck, truck Hams like what, what, what Baby, tuck your gut, gut, gut I think I'll sing it again She eat chicken by the truck, truck, truck Hams like what, what, what All night long, You'll never fit that thong-ong-ong Oh baby Look at that fat ass go "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" I hate it when your gut goes " Blah-dah, blah-dah" I hate it when your fat goes " Blah-dah, blah-dah" I think you need to do some sit-ups Calm that down, shirt don't fit you mami Oh my goodness loco it's too big Baby, cracks kills, okay? I'll see you later mami Ay, Dios mio please baby take that off Okay, nos vemos