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No Teletubby with a dildo on his head
No Pee Wee Herman jerking off when Jambi says
No purple dinosaur dancing with the Prozac kids
No Eureeka's Castle who gives a shit
No more Zoe or that blue fucking Spanish freak
No more Baby Bear I can't stand the way that he speaks
No more Elmo talking in third person
Laughing like an asshole
Talking in third person
You ruined a legacy
Everything was just fine without you
You are the enemy
Of the 80's and the early 90's youth
The puppeteers tripped on LSD
Cookie Monster never gave a fuck about obesity
The Count gave into his OCD
Big Bird Bert and Ernie questioned their own sexuality
Aworld corrupted by "tickle me"
Makes my ears bleed
Elmo must die
C is for cookie that's good enough for me
O is for Oscar we like our Muppets mean
D is for deathbed where Elmo sleeps eternally
S is for the seams that we tear apart so violently
You ruined a legacy
Everything was just fine without you
Who died and made you king
Jim Henson must be turning in his grave
Car fifty-four we're gonna need a stretcher and a sewing kit
Brought immediately to 1-2-3 Sesame Street
The cause of death suffocation by Snuffleupagas
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