Psychic to the Stars 歌词

I was starin a hole through CMT Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me I thought by now I'd been a household name After all I had If Shania was mine And though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the time Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians Foxworthy…Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens Folks right there's some real competition I started getting a little bit paranoid Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision CHORUS Now I'm the psychic to the stars They call me up from wherever they are I'm always over-booked Lord my phone rings off the hook I'm the psychic to the stars Ha ha I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot Why you think Deana Carter's so hot Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID I'd take her call immediately Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes Trying to predict the number of albums she sold…last night I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call They said Cledus would you look into your crystal ball I said I'd love to boys but I got Tanya Tucker On hold Gotta go… CHORUS Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee Why it worked for Dionne Warwick now it works for Cledus T. Call me Now I'm the psychic to the stars They call me up from wherever they are I've got a clair-a-voyant sense For a feller that's so dense I'm the psychic to the stars Just call the psychic to the stars