The Toothfairy Got Shot 歌词

The easter bunny got shot He got shot and mugged Handgun in the back By a couple of teenage thugs They laughed at his plea They didn't know him in the dark Just a rabbit with a basket What an easy mark The toothfairy got shot She was mistaken for an intruder The old lady said i didn't mean to shoot her All the creeps down here In this neighborhood What was she doing down here Thought she was up to no good Chorus: The spirits of the this world Are they getting on the bus Are they getting out of here Is it just too dangerous? Mother nature got shot She was beaten up and raped Someone at the scene Got it all on videotape She was beaten so badly She could not be recognized They played it on the news Said viewer discretion advised (chorus) Santa got shot he got shot because Some postal worker out there Claimed he was santa claus He shot a dozen santas By the time he was done The third one he shot Turned out to be the real one We are calling out for rescue Won't you show us how Any spirit worth it's weight Would not leave us now (chorus)