Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues 歌词

I don't know what made me go out that night At that hour I'd have normally been in bed But I found myself lookin' up at the sky At a very bright light straight overhead It flashed green Then Red Santa Claus colors I stood there frozen in that light Then I started hearin' this kind of whir The lights got louder and the noise got brighter And I felt a sudden chill Brrrrrrrr It was cold I shouldn't have gone out without a coat My mom was right again Then this big old spaceship floated down And hovered 3 feet above the Earth Never been so scared in all my life Could've given spontaneous birth If I was a woman And pregnant Then these two little guys about 4 feet tallJumped off that space age Greyhound bus They grabbed me by the arms and said "Start walking, Dan. You're coming with us" Abduction They didn't actually speak, but I understood 'em Telepathy They strapped me down to this metal crate Took out the 35-foot long hose They said "Don't worry, this won't hurt" Then they shoved that sucker up my nose All the way up I knew my nose way long, but this was a suprise They examined me from head to toe Stuck prods in every orifice This cold gray box came and gave me a kiss Then extracted a coupld of quarts of piss I felt dehydrated Then they waved this wand around my head Said, "Now we're reading your thoughts, you see You got an awful lot of songs in there Though it seems they're all in the key of G" I said "What about Marilyn? That's in D" They said "D flat, actually" I said, "Yeah, because I tune it down a half step What about Hannibal?" They said "What about Hannibal?" I said "Well, technically, it's in G But it's really a dropped D tuning capo'd up" They said "How come you don't play the harmonica more?" I said "How come I'm in a space ship Talking to aliens about my act?" They said, "We'd rather talk physics But you're illiterate there" Couldn't argue They dropped me somewhere in Brazil Took a month to get back to the USA When I told my friends what I'd been through No one believe what I had to say That sucked It's to be expected, though Most people think Hannibal's in straight tuning Well, my life's back to normal now I do the things I always do 'Cept once a week I meet with 12 Other folks who've been abducted too I tell my story They tell theirs I don't believe them, though