My Handheld (Plays Rock N' Roll) 歌词

I'm in this party not having fun at all These fucking geeks don't have the balls to be naked brake-dancing in the main hall They find it funny not having sex at all What saves me, darling, is alcohol I am the Man! I'm pure rock n' roll! Who are you fooling, man? I know about your fake tan What's wrong with the language of your body and soul? I was ready to run away from my town, but you said "Wait! Don't leave it behind." But I didn't know what you were talking about, so I said "Hey, what the hell are you talking about?" And you brought me back home and said "I meant your PSP." And you handed me my handheld and I said "Thank you!"