Who Is On The Phone 歌词

Who is on the phone? Say who is on the phone? Who is on the phone? Say who is on the phone? I wake up in the morning Want to see my monkey She's living in the nick Where they eat drugs daily I feel like a witch, like a dead old candy I'm sitting in the shower singing ACDC Who is on the phone? I say who is on the phone? I called up the funny farm The doc says: Oh lordy! Your daughter's really twisted And she kills me daily! Oh poor dude oh poor doc! But that's it precisely You've just put your finger On why I give you my money! Who is on the phone? I say who is on the phone? Tell me who is on the phone? Who is on the phone? I wait on the line there, to speak to my baby All I get is lousy music, and a stupid lady I drive to her pad, and what I see is creepy She looks like a mental rat, stoned and bony And they're never going to say more than A, B, C And they're never going to tell you more than 1, 2, 3 First they say, please stay on the line Then they say, press on number nine Then they say press on number three Then they say please bend on your knees Who is on the phone? Who is on the phone? Tell me who is on the phone? Who is on the phone? Nothing more to say, than I feel like a monkey Hanging in a zoo there, to save my baby But if you really want to know I just feel like a gold fish Swimming in a bowl Not to end up in your dish Nothing more to say, than I feel like a monkey Hanging in a zoo there, to save my baby But if you really want to know I just feel like a gold fish Swimming in a bowl Not to end up in your dish