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vcr broken and cable unpaid
anchorman says, "president got laid"
four major networks covered the scandal,
MY FAVORITE SHOW
WAS DROPPED BY THIS CHANNEL!!!
I've got a thing for Bob Saget's twins
childhood innocence and delicate skin
red hot desire burns deep within
priests shriek in horror as I confess my sins
pay-per-view showing, "Twins Save The Day"
wished they'd come over, so we could play
special is over, it re-plays tomorrow
friend has a scrapbook he says I can borrow
tons of fun - assaulting the Olsens
syndicated worldwide
sex symbols for a new millenium
for their attention, I hijacked their mother
you can keep your ol' sons, I'll take your daughters
MARY-KATE and ASHLEY
I love to grope their bodS
SHOWER with GIFTS
gooey little wads
GOT the COLLECTION
all the shows on tape
I THINK THEY LOVE ME
I wouldn't call it rape
