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It isn't everyday something happens in our neck of
The woods
And it's a tired point I'm making I hope it'll lend
Me the goods
I've always been told I've had better things to do than
Sit and wait
Wait for something, anything to happen in on me or
Us as of late
Because I found him
So cute and cuddly
He loves me, I'm his mommy
Jack the Rabbit does everything I say
Well he better or I'll not feed him today
Jack's 8 feet tall and stout as a wall, he's liable
to do some damage
But as we see he listens to me and is harmless with a
Little cabbage
I hate to say he's a guard dog because he�s obviously
A fucking rabbit
More to the point, when he's angry, he's lethal
So he's my assassin
He's Rico Suave and the ladies love him he
Rubs it in my face
Last week a jealous boyfriend came and tore the
Shit out of my place
He's covered hi neck so far, but I'm too
Far from optimistic
And if this antichrist slips me one more time,
I'll cut off his fucking dick
