The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song 歌词

It's not December It's barely even November Outside it's still too warm for snow to fall Halloween was yesterday And winter's still a ways away But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall Inside's a winter wonderland I'm sorry, I don't understand 'cause mistletoe on Veteran's Day seems wrong But the shops are filled with Christmas cheer And on the speakers, all you hear Is the way-too-early Christmas song Leaves just started changing But the stores are rearranging Their décor to wintry Christmas themes See the red and green displays: "Just 58 more shopping days" And cardboard elves are planting plastic trees Jesus in his manger cradle Plus a little token dreidel In a big display next to the Cinnabon With three wise men and gifts they bring Just plug them in, and they all sing The way-too-early Christmas song I know you need to satisfy your investors But couldn't you wait at least until the Savior's third trimester? Finally, just outside the Master-Cuts Was Santa, and that fat bastard's "Ho ho ho"-ing drove me up the wall Something snapped, I lost control And kicked him square in his North Pole And as he dropped, I decked him in his halls So, my friends, I wish you well From the mall security holding cell I hope that they don't keep me here too long May you and yours find peace and love Unless you are the writer of The way-too-early Christmas song