Bad Worker 歌词

Get them fingerprints off of this glass Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody's ass Excuse me miss I gotta get under your feet Oh, one day honey when I ain't got this broom I'll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets Cuz I'm a bad worker My father would be ashamed I'm a bad bad worker I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage Drag my vaccum in the office of a courtroom star Crossing the street, I didn't wipe, I was tracking tar All I need in another one and simple no (all I need is another warnin' slip, oh no ? ) Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen Cuz I'm a bad worker My father would be ashamed I'm a bad bad worker I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage An eye for an eye A tooth for a tooth Vote for me And I'll set everybody Maybe lay everybody off Get them fingerprints off of my neck Sure you haven't cleaned in the office yet Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time Worked so hard I ain't got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny Cuz I'm a bad worker My father would be ashamed I'm a bad bad worker Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage