Poontang Boomerang 歌词

Met a girl on Tinder About a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag Stinky down below She never got a call back I couldn’t get on that fatty Went golfing three days later Guess who shows up as my caddy Poontang boomerang Just can’t throw her away Dump her ass on Friday night She’s back by Saturday Poontang boomerang My friend was getting married I met the bride to be It was pretty obvious She wanted some of me I told her just the one time I would make an exception Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception Poontang boomerang Give that shit a hurl But I can almost guarantee I’m gonna wind up with that girl Poontang boomerang Thought about going gay But boomerang wang is even worse They say! You can chuck that whore If you don’t want to fuck no more But you better look out jack Cuz that ass is gonna come back If you’re tired of getting in her brown You can take the next bus out of town But ya can’t get far enough away Cuz that bitch will find you in a day You can change your name and cut your hair Move away to Timbuktu But I’m telling you right now that Boomerang tang will follow you You can chuck that whole If you don’t want to fuck no more But you better watch out jack! That ass is coming back! Poontang boomerang That shit never fails Sure as a bear shit in the woods And sail boats have sails Poontang boomerang You better wise up real quick Boomerangs are dangerous Down under- on your dick