Kill A Kitten 歌词

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill....