Schmack! 歌词

It's the same old guys In the same old house Lying around doing nothing On the same old couch Oh, no, not another day Doing nothing! The only thing we get Is the TV lovin' Then it happened Our boy had an idea Put this ad in the paper And see what would appear! (Then it happened, boy!) Boredom's the matter with me! (Then it happened, boy!) I wanna fight it! (Then it happened, boy!) You wash the dishes, baby I'll do the dryin' (The ad was pretty simple) (And this is how it read) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty, come on! (Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Ring the number provided) (And come on over!) Well, they got so many calls That the lines were jammed So many girls' numbers! They had too much on their hands When they turned up They knew they would survive Beautiful women turning up Four or five at a time! If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Ring the number provided) (And come on over!) When they left They gave their name and number And said: Don't forget to call You gotta remember! This went down in history As the slickest and biggest girls You've ever seen! (On the weekend) Boredom's the matter with me! (The weekend) I wanna fight it! (Weekend) You wash the dishes, baby I'll do the drying (The ad was pretty simple) (And this is how it read) If you're pretty, come on! If you're pretty! If you're pretty, come on! (Beautifully, fully furnished, waterfront views) If you're pretty, come on! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty! (Deluxe apartment, would you like to move?) If you're pretty! (Female flatmate wanted) If you're pretty, come on! (Ring the number provided) (And come on over!)