I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus 歌词

I saw daddy kissing santa clause Underneath the mistletoe last night, He didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peak He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. I saw daddy groping santa claus In places that you wouldn't call pg I guess he didn't see me spying behind the tree, Why was santa the one on his knees? I saw daddy spanking santa claus, He must have been on the naughty list. I couldn't make I noise, who knew that he liked boys? He must have been much further in the closet than my toys. I saw daddy kissing santa claus, Underneath his beard so snowy white. Oh what a laugh it would have been If mommy had only seen daddy kissing santa claus last night!!!