The Ballad Of Dan 歌词

I'm out on the range surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me that's how the West was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am king On doors I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I will get the sale Chorus For I am Dan the insurance sales man In a beat up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted line I make them sign Well, the door swings wide, and I sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the plan With all of it's inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as much And if you should die well then bless your luck You'll be just raking in the cash Chorus The sucker signs the deal is done Time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the land Out where the wind can blow so cold I ride into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job well done But I ca't rest until everyone Has become properly insured Chorus