Ready player two 歌词

[Sonic] He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox [Mario] He's scared of koopa shells and question blocks [Sonic] Anyone can fly a plane [Mario] Anyone can vacuum ghosts [Sonic and Mario] But it's not easy being loved the most [Mario] No wonder the switch brand color isn't green (Mama mia I'd kill myself) [Sonic] And sega's blue like all the coolest things (Like me) Who also make a barrel swing? [Mario] Who else would date a koopa queen? [Sonic and Mario] The burden falls on heroes of the screen (Woohoo) [Luigi] Fuck it [Luigi and tails] Ready player two, ready ready player player two Ready player two, ready ready player player two It's time to raise my voice, it's time to make some noise 'Cause I'm a second choice, I'm just a second choice So-called protagonist, you mold my agonies I get up off my knees, I'm pressing start now [Luigi] When his baby in trouble, I'm running I'm playing his humble taller double, when it's 'bout my boo, he's ghostin and watching me stumble [Tails] You be hatin' my struggle, 'cause I'ma snatch the air bubble I'm just tryna live, try to set me free from your lil brotha [Luigi] The movie sold me short, was in it less than toad I'm betting my spaghetti- [Luigi and tails] You're getting stomped on [Tails] We're never at the front, a spinoff afterthought This time we're catching up [Luigi and tails] To tear your freakin' needles off [Luigi] I'm tired of being a bother [Tails] A player two equals zero [Luigi] It's always Mario brothers [Tails] And sonic heroes Rise up against glory hedgehogs And mushroom-swallowing glutton New game plus awaits, now we smash buttons We're not your clockwork toys, wound up with just your voice Always a second choice, we're not a second choice So-called protagonists, you mold our agonies We're getting off our knees, just wait a second It's time to raise my voice, it's time to make some noise We're not a second choice, we're not a second choice So-called protagonist, you mold our agonies We're getting up off our knees, we're smashing start now Ready player two, ready ready player player two Ready player two, ready ready player player two Ready player two, ready ready player player two Ready player two, ready ready player player