Little Tiny World 歌词

I was hanging around London doing tv I was singing my heart out for the BBC a little girl stopped me on the street, I thought to ask for my autograph and tell me I was hot she said with a twang I thought I recognized you you used to pump my gas back in old KC Mizzou it's a little tiny world it's as funny as can be everybody's yucking it up come on this laugh's on me I went to a party with my new girl when we got there we ran into four of her old boyfriends one was with my ex-wife one was with my gay brother one was with my masseuse on was with my date's mother seemed almost everybody there slept with everybody else when I figured it all out I figured I'd slept with myself it's a little tiny world just like a little tiny town everybody knows everybody's business and everybody knows mine's down well, my ex-wife she's got a little baby girl a good job and a Saab and a New Age world I really can't blame her for running off with him I'd like to marry him too that is if I liked men we were wedded for life she's stuck in my craw but I wish all the best to my new husband-in-law Chorus I was stranded in paradise on an island all alone I had everything I wanted but I just wanted to go home wrote a note in a bottle and I threw it in the drink it was on recycled paper biodegradable ink and I waited for weeks for that answer I yearned don't throw your crap in the ocean no deposit, no return Lyrics by Bob Walkenhorst © 1994 Bob Walkenhorst Music BMI