The Nature Of Empirical Truth 歌词

I've got friends I've got friends, yeah I've got friends who can touch their toes Green grasshoppers have red assholes And pricks like to look down their nose Jimmy Hoffa didn't just disappear You never drink liquor after you drink beer Midgets have nothing to fear If your standards are low getting laid ain't hard You won't find tacos or cats on Mars And lemon's the worst Rancher by far I know burgers are good with fries and bats are as they should be Leathery wings that ride the air like Rock Hudson rode Fred Astaire Dogs are smart but not like pigs Old folks can taste sweet as figs Secrets of this pretty world that we can't know are like a pearl They begin as small as sand and also they are found in clams Velcro's better than lace up shoes It's better than a zipper on a jacket too There's nothing that Velcro can't do Ten blondes don't equal one hot brunette If you gotta go fast you better take a jet Birds make the worst kind of pets I know burgers are good with fries and bats are as they should be Leathery wings that ride the air like Rock Hudson rode Fred Astaire Dogs are smart but not like pigs Old folks can taste sweet as figs