Join Ice lyrics

Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus If you're seekin' respect and attention If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big Come with me and put some folks in detention Just last week was kind of tough, I put a kid in cuffs I zip tied a lady to a van We can sneak around town, hunt workin' folks down I hear they got a great benefit plan Join Ice, boy, ain't it nice? Join Ice, take my advice If you're lackin' control and authority Come with me and hunt down minorities Join Ice Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me The Army didn't sound that fun So I found me a paramilitary operation That was keen to hand me a gun I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages All the ladies turned me down, and I felt like a clown But will you look at me now, I'm puttin' folks in cages At Ice, we're respectin' power Join Ice, I hear they got great hours There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man Join Ice (Look at him go) Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus If you're seekin' respect and attention If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big Come with me and put some folks in detention See I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me The Army didn't sound that fun So I found me a paramilitary operation That was keen to hand me a gun Join Ice, boy, ain't it nice? Join Ice, take my advice If you're lackin' control and authority Come with me and hunt down minorities Join Ice