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I was standing on a ledge contemplating the ocean In a boat in the straight of Hormuz If they ain't got a mission And they still ain't winning Can't you at least get the boys some food? When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back And your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port Will you be bitching about men playing women's sports? I get weary I get nervous They hired a clown We get the whole damn circus Lord, I get tired I feel uptight Turn your back for a second It's the nerd ride On day 184 of a three-day war I drove my truck to Lake America I was thinking about drowning When my youth pastor found me Slapped a wedding ring on my thumb I cried out to Jesus I cried out to mom I got Peter Thiel He listens closer than God I said: Now, what's with these cameras Pointing at me? He said: Don't do nothing wrong There won't be nothing to see Gee, I get weary They can hear This one goes out to my buddies up at Palantir I said: Now, since you're already listening, I must ask What's the lowown on this fella called JD Vance? He said: He's a carbon life form wearing khaki pants You know, we play the song and buddy, he does the dance He did some Catholic gymnastics Washed his mouth out with soap But even God the king and two popes said no He gets weary He gets hit But it's all bound to happen When you drag Appalachia through shit How fast do I got to jog to beat a robot dog? I know it's smarter than the guy with the leash Give me a 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Where the law can't lay a hand on me Oh, what war is it? What wife is it for GI joke? My favorite fox and friend Captain Testosterone I heard that Pete wants an office But he lost his war I'd laugh if I hadn't seen the show before I get weary I get nervous You hire a clown You get the whole damn circus Lord, I get tired I feel uptight Turn your back for a minute It's the nerd reich