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Mummy Was a Model Back in 1983 Before the Skinny Girls Invaded the Industry She Got a Habit Got Some Plastic Much Too Young She Wants Dustin Hoffman But She's Not Much On Mrs. Robinson You're Looking Good For Your Age Looks Like You've Stepped Off the Page Thanks Ricki, Thank You Jenny You Made Me Normal Today Daddy's Such a Scruff in His Played Out Teenage Gear Hasn't Cut His Hair and the Shampoo's Never Near Now Can You Make Him Look Like Other's People Dad Will You Please Help Me 'cos It Makes My Life Oh So Bad I Don't Look the Correct Way Please Help Make Me Normal Today I Don't Look the Correct Way Please Help Make Me Normal Today Thank You Ricki, Thank You Jenny