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My name is chunk and I'm a real fat ass No diet plan could ever help me My friends are laughing about my plump mass Where is my dick? Long time no see Yesterday I heard of an arcane company A cult, maybe, that's crazy ‘bout slender body With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership Proponents call the concept the hippo effect Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks My name was chunk, now it's thirty days later I can't believe what became of me A featherweight, a chocolate-hater It all seems odd, I'll investigate A country in the third world is where the traces lead So horrified I realize: There's nothing to eat From all alone they're getting fat, some even look like me I can't escape hippo effect, malnourished and bony Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you, if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks