Original lyrics
ENMy name is doctor von Kluckinstein
And I possess the most brilliant scientific mind
Oh, it sends shivers down my spine
As I leave all other mad scientists behind
And it gives me so much elation
To present to you, my greatest creations
I began with a theory and calculations
Then worked through trials and tribulations
Experiments and formulations
In the study of genetic modifications
I'll begin to crank up the radiation
To feed my frankenfood mutations
Yes, the plan I've hatched is genius, I swear
Twisting DNA here, splitting chromosomes there
So, pay attention if you dare
People of this puny planet should prepare
My giant vegetables and my jumbo chickens
Will leave the Earth screaming and kickin'
Now I must hurry because the clock is tickin'
Tick, tick, tick, tick
Soon all of the world shall be mine
And if you can't see it, you must be blind
You may as well give up now, mankind
And make way for doctor baron Von Kluckinstein
Listen up, doctor von Kluckin-slime
You've messed with the Chicken Heads for the last time
But before we split, we got an axe to grind
So, you better get ready to pay for your crimes
Not so fast, you overgrown sprout
I brought you into this world and I can take you out
And as for you chickens, what does it matter?
Your destiny is to be deep fried and battered
Face the facts, doc, we outnumber you
Au contraire mon frère, I have my own gang of goons
Uh oh, spaghetti-o's, maybe we spoke too soon
Go get 'em my minions, you know what to do
