I Eat Kids lyrics

Well, I always thought that cows Looked prettier in a field Than on my plate at supper Being served in a meal And I never did like hamburgers I never did like steak I prefer chickens cackling instead of Fried, cooked, or baked Well, I stopped eating animals And I'm glad I finally did But I get my protein 'Cause I eat kids Well, it used to be a problem Just eating rice and beans And I think you probably know Exactly what I mean And I never really knew if I was Eating all I should But I don't have that problem now And it feels pretty good Well, I stopped eating animals And I'm glad I finally did But I get my protein 'Cause I eat kids So it's goodbye liver Goodbye roast beef Hello Tommy Michael, and Denise I don't eat chicken No, I don't eat cows I don't eat animals I eat children now Well, I stopped eating animals And I'm glad I finally did But I get my protein 'Cause I eat Kids Kids Kids!