Original lyrics
ENOn the night he was born
They saw that he was deformed
The doctor said he'd be better off dead
But his mother replied
He'll be all right
Without a couple of holes in his head
He'll be a man without nostrils
And he'll turn out just fine
He can breathe through his mouth
And he'll have a good life
He'll be a man without nostrils
A normal guy except he doesn't have a nose
Off he went to school, but he couldn't fit in
Was taunted and tormented by the other kids
As he was walking home one afternoon
They jumped him and they beat him black and blue
He's that kid without nostrils
Let's make him cry
He can bleed through his mouth
And we'll have a good time
He's the kid without nostrils
What a weird looking guy
He can't even pick his nose
He couldn't live a normal life
With an abnormal face
So, he decided to run away
He got joined up with the traveling side show
'Cause when you got no nose
Who knows where you can go?
Come see the man without nostrils
Won't believe your eyes
Pay one thin dime and have a good time
He's the man without nostrils
An astounding sight
See the man without a nose
Well, the 1970s came to pay
And they put his face on shirts that said
Have a nice day
But then he fell ill and he died in bed
And on the next day his obituary read
He was a man without nostrils
But he turned out just fine
He could breathe through his mouth
And he had a good life
A man without nostrils
Just a regular guy that didn't have a
