Willy Won't lyrics

My mama always told me to go and find a man While I've spent ten years trying, and I still don't understand Where all the good ones gone to? They must have passed away So, hey, there girlies, listen up and learn from my mistakes If his name is Will, baby, then he won't If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke If his name is Johnny, he's as good as gone, gone, gone So I'll light another smoke 'cause if his name is Will, he won't My daddy always told me to listen to my gut And my gut's got words for you, they're shut the fuck up Now I'm sitting 'cross this table, waiting for the next Foul thing to come out your mouth beside your stank-ass breath If his name is Will, baby, then he won't If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke If his name is Johnny, he's as good as gone, gone, gone So I'll light another smoke 'cause if his name is Will, he won't If his name is Will, baby, then he won't If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke If his name is Taylor, send him straight to jail or hell So I'll light another smoke 'cause this dating shit's a joke All these boys dressed up as men, I'd rather be alone So I'm here to let you know That if his name is Will, he won't